Y'all wanna know what I love most about living in Wisconsin? Professional football. Back home in Alabama it's all about the Crimson Tide, but up here I get to cheer on my favorite team, the Green Bay Packers. Y'all wanna know what I love most about the Green Bay Packers? Brett Favre. Now I know I shouldn't root for him since he was a Golden Eagle at Southern Mississippi, but I just can't help myself! He has that twang in his voice that sounds like home. Those misty eyes, that easy smile, his strong hands, mmhmm! As if that weren't enough already, his number is the same as my birthday, #4. It's destiny. He ain't no sissy quarterback who's afraid to get hit either, that Brett Favre is a manly man, just the kind I like. I can't wait for tomorrow's game against the Seahawks. I wish I could go to the game, but I don't think my Camaro would make it all that way in the snow. Plus I ain't used to this cold weather yet and I would freeze my tush off.
Speaking of freezing tushes, did y'all hear that the other team's kicker is going to be wearing heated pants? That's pretty weak, but I'd heat up Brett Favre's pants any day.