Ding dang y'all! That rat-weasel that tampered with my mail has returned! I was hopin my week would perk up after a Packers loss and all this dang snow keepin my Camaro hostage. I finally got my Camaro home and headed to work today. My boss weren't none too happy to see me after bein gone for a day, but I figured he ain't gonna fire me yet. I went to my desk, turned on my computer, and signed in to my weird cousin Charlie's website. Even if my day is goin bad, at least I have good music. I went to check my mail and that's when I saw it...a beautiful package with my name on it. It was wrapped in brown paper, and had a UPS label just for me. I picked it up, and sure enough, the tape was hangin off the bottom! Not only did this weasel open a letter of mine, now they're ripping open my packages! This package was filled with calendars from last year. A few were missing so I am on the lookout for 2007 calendars with horses on 'em! I may haev to hire a private eye for this one.
What's That High Pitched Sound I Hear? Ever see the video clips of girls going bat-crazy when The Beatles came to America? Prepare your earplugs. It could get just as loco with the film release of the teen-vampire love story "Twilight."
We're jsut sayin'...ready yourself for a similar onslaught. The movie based on the popular book series opens tomorrow. This could get ugly.
Win UW Badger Men's Basketball Tickets Callin' all Badger ballers. Get your Grateful Red on and sign up to win a four pack of tickets to see the Badger Men's Basketball team take on Idaho State on December 9th.
