January 29, 2008 - To exercise or not to exercise...
Ding Dang Y'all, this living in Wisconsin thing sure does plump a girl up! When I moved here I could squeeze into my Daisy Duke's no problem, but now when I put em on it looks like they belong to my little sister! That ain't no way to bring the boys around! I blame all the deep fried cheese curds, beer, Jack, and cold weather. Back home I sure did eat a lot of wings, but it weren't so ding dang cold I could at least pretend to run. Plus, when you come home drunk to the wrong house, you learn to run pretty fast to avoid those bullets. I'm thinkin 'bout joining a Jazzercise class. My momma joine done after birthing me. She says they got her back into her crop top faster than you can say Alabama Slammer. Mmmm...I think I might treat myself to one of them there drinks tonight. It is Tuesday afterall.