Did you ever notice you don't always get the chance to say what you want? You know you need to vent, why not do it in a productive way? If it's just crazy enough, we're gonna play it on the air.
You know what you would say to guy who cut you off while driving the beltline the other day. You know what you would say to that crazy old lady who counts her change out in pennies at the grocery store. But, what would you say to Charlie if you got the chance?
Ala-kazam! You now have a home for all your random, quirky and often belligerent thoughts.
Just give us your random funny lines, stupid statements, quirky quotes or freaky facts below, or give us a call @ 281-1051. It's "What Do You Want Me to Say?" right here on 105.1 Charlie FM.
05/29/2008 10:25AM
Fluidly Speaking
I'm not as think as you drunk I am
05/29/2008 10:31AM
Dan
Is this were I go for bail money?
05/29/2008 10:33AM
Sara- Madison
Who let the dogs out? They're making a mess in my backyard!
05/29/2008 10:35AM
BatBoy
I just called Batman and he said he's not coming.
05/29/2008 10:37AM
Tim104
I didn't say "do you want to dance?" I said "you look fat in those pants."
05/29/2008 10:38AM
RadManMad
Officer, I swear the stop sign was yellow when I went thru it!
05/29/2008 10:51AM
The Dude
Are blinkers optional on cars from Illinois?
05/29/2008 1:41PM
Killer Dinky
Why can't we all just get along?
05/29/2008 3:05PM
Spudster
You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't wipe your friends on the back of the couch.
05/29/2008 3:15PM
Eric Meurer
A lie is like a hamburger...the more meat you add to it, the bigger it gets.
05/29/2008 3:17PM
Bebs
Hey my Brother from another Mother.
05/29/2008 3:22PM
Hannah
For every real flamingo in the world, there are 700 plastic ones.
05/29/2008 3:31PM
Kinda clean
No no...I said I have "acute angina"!!
05/29/2008 3:35PM
Moms Favorite
If I had their money I would burn mine
05/29/2008 3:47PM
Di
We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.
05/29/2008 4:23PM
MJ
If the theme from "Poltergeist" starts playing, does Charlie's head spin?
05/29/2008 4:29PM
Bubba
The girls all go wild for the jelly in my belly
05/29/2008 4:38PM
Ben
What's the difference between a potato?
05/29/2008 5:33PM
Rising Gas Prices
If we're using corn to fuel our cars cause it's cheaper, why don't we just ride cows to work?
05/29/2008 7:04PM
Chinese Proverb
Man who run behind car get exhausted
05/29/2008 7:07PM
Resist
I can resist anything but temptation
05/30/2008 8:49AM
Co-workers are great
With the way some of my co-workers are either need a frontal lobotomy or a bottle in front of me!
05/30/2008 12:31PM
redundancy
Like I always say, never repeat yourself.
05/30/2008 12:35PM
Charity
Charities are like men... you give to one, and they all think they can get some!
05/30/2008 12:36PM
beauty
I have a God-like beauty: you have to take it on faith because you can't see it!
05/30/2008 2:56PM
happy hour
I don't think I can drink her pretty.
05/30/2008 4:26PM
gmriche
man with hot rod, burn rubber
05/30/2008 4:28PM
fudge
I'm happier than a hawk with a ring of bologna
05/30/2008 9:23PM
Kids say
I have ants in my pants. I'm gonna blow them up!
05/31/2008 11:12AM
Big Boy Underpants
While potty training our son we have referred to him being able to wear big boy underpants. One afternoon we were going for a bite to eat and he said "where we goin"? I said "Marc's Big Boy". To which he responded "Is that where we get the big boy underpants?"
06/03/2008 6:25PM
smurfs
What color does a smurf turn after you choke him?
06/04/2008 10:11PM
Enough Already
What is you Major Malfunction dude
06/04/2008 10:14PM
Help
What am I doing in this hand basket and where are we going?
06/04/2008 10:18PM
Oh No
currently the light at the end of the will be under construction
06/06/2008 9:11AM
Girls fun!
Girls just want to have some fun, when!
06/06/2008 10:11AM
I just
I just want to drink beer and play atari
06/06/2008 12:22PM
Brains
This ain't rocket surgery.
06/13/2008 3:23PM
Espanol
Charlie esta en la casa
06/13/2008 3:26PM
smarts
dont be a dumb ass listen to charlie fm then you'll be a smart ass like me
06/13/2008 3:28PM
rusty bed springs
its like reading the book rusty bed springs by I. P. Knightley
06/13/2008 10:07PM
commercials
were not corporate kiss butts but we'll play these commercials anywasy
06/17/2008 10:08PM
Help!
Where are we going and what am I doing in this hand basket?
06/25/2008 11:56AM
ignorance is bliss
if i don't remember it, it didn't happen
06/30/2008 9:24PM
cheese
what would the world be like if it was made out of cheese.
Did you ever notice you don't always get the chance to say what you want? You know you need to vent, why not do it in a productive way? If it's just crazy enough, we're gonna play it on the air.